March 2012
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storybinding replied to your post: North Salem!
I could help out with the feels if no one else volunteers?
I would hate to keep you from the joy of canvas-stretching. ;)
I’m going to finish the raw and, if nobody else speaks up, I’ll throw it at you. Throw me your email address through notes or ask box?
If you’re busy, though, tell me so I don’t make you feel beholden.
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eilidheln replied to your post: If it was April 1st, I would be suspicious
I would actually like to see your face when you were reading my message about Dawn. XD
Physically, I’m not very expressive. In Japan, I’m ultra-inexpressive. So my verbal outburst while I was walking through the station consisted of, “What the—?” Followed by a huge grin and, “Holy...
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North Salem!
Has only one zip code! 10560!
Why does this matter? Because I research obsessively. Especially when I’m not getting paid for it. But also because I needed it for fic.
Back to writing. God, it is so hard writing people talking about feelings. (You and me, Erik. You and me.) Can I just… IDK… schlep the first half of this chapter out to somebody with feels? Second half is more my...
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If it was April 1st, I would be suspicious
So, Eilidheln, my Athenian beauty, just told me about discovering this interrresting person that has dreams like she and I do. Dreams where we are not ourselves, instead we’re other people. (Mine go a step further; I’m actually not even present as an alterego.)
This person happens to live in Kabul. This person happens to be into writing and has a writing site. This person happens to...
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Sick...
Now I know why I was so exhausted at 8:30pm. I’m sick. This sucks.
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Thank you!
It is only a bit after nine pm and I should not be this tired, so I am logging off.
Many thanks to people for indulging me in the discussion. I think I understand the phenom a little better now. You are all many things, including: patient, generous with your time, and far more articulate than I am capable of being even fully rested.
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comes spring: furius: Look, I understand that all... →
theyeatthemweeping:
euphorbic:
“What’s most compelling about Michael is his femininity,” says McQueen, who is set to reteam with Fassbender for a third time later this year for 12 Years a Slave, unwittingly echoing Fassbender’s own assessment of him (see interview below). “Michael is a very masculine person. One could say he’s a man’s man. But what elevates him for me—and I think what draws...
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theyeatthemweeping replied to your post: theyeatthemweeping replied to your post: Y 4 Cock…
To be fair to the innocents, fandom is united with both film critics and George Clooney in the Hello big boy! reaction. Fandom’s interest is far more obsessive however; goes along with the inherent creepiness of idolatry.
I think it is the creepiness that is getting to me, which is only exacerbated...
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Mainstream media is lazy. Asking about sexual addict living what appears to be the high-life in a few seconds is more difficult than asking about physical asset, though I’m sure his eyebrows and mouth did more acting…judging by the trailer, at least.
Tumblr is so young it doesn’t remember Ewan McGregor movies. We’ve finally arrived into the decade where the...
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azryal00 reblogged your post: Y 4 Cock Speculation?/Demystifying the Penis
I thought, since Shame came out, there is little speculating left to do. It’s almost completely demystified. The only…
That’s my point! Why are people talking about it? That’s pretty much the only reason I wrote that whole thing. I’m confused and curious.
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I actually don’t look through many magazines, but even a low level of pop culture saturation is enough to show that many if not most of his Fassbender’s photoshoots has him posing in what is traditionally the “feminine” pose, which are unfortunately typically objectifying and if not, poses the subject in a position of vulnerability: exposed neck, self-touching etc. Even his...
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theyeatthemweeping replied to your post: Y 4 Cock Speculation?/Demystifying the Penis
Are teenie fans speculating about its exact size in inches/centimeters or something? Fassbender’s done full frontal in two films so there wouldn’t seem much else to speculate about. Any other cock talk I’d assume was shameless fantasizing.
No, it is just I keep seeing all this ‘OMG, SO...
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furius:
Look, I understand that all photoshoots are doctored and that the whole bearded-face, lovely hairless-body undressing is probably suppose to evoke a sort of Greek god statuary tradition of the whole divine does need to be clothed and always look beautiful even mature in power etc, but when you denude the skin to that extent and juxtapose it with a look of misery with the subject has his...
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Y 4 Cock Speculation?/Demystifying the Penis
If I’m being an ass, please tell me. I don’t always know. That said, welcome to my confusion and my curious nature.
Why is there so much speculation on Michael Fassbender’s cock? If it is just in fun, I shall laugh with you, but I don’t really know. Is it because there’s not enough experience with them? Are they mysterious? Do guys confuse us concerning them? IDEK,...
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Types of Racing Fans
The Screamer: Screams every time their racer is on screen, screams louder when they over take and has tendencies to hit people or objects around them in excitement.
The Silent Spectator: Watches the race very intently, but barely speaks. Keeps eyes on the screen as much as possible and is known to grit teeth when racer loses positions or time.
The Casual Fan: Puts the TV on to watch a race, but will happily get up and walk around to do things, and come back every so often to check the positions. Doesn't mind if their racer doesn't win.
The Internet Viewer: Makes excuses to not watch the race and will watch the race at a later date on the internet.
The Negative Fan: Criticizes the television throughout the entire race. Even when the racer they support is doing well, they will snarl things like, "IS THAT AS FAST AS THAT PIECE OF CRAP CAN GO?! COME ON! MOTHER OF GOD! GET OFF THE TRACK YOU LOSER!!!"
The Hopeful Fan: Remains positive. Even when in last position their disposition remains calm and happy. They are very supportive and probably have a very competitive streak deep down.
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I'm a Negative Screamer with a dash of Hopeful.
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When Did ‘Christian’ Become A Synonym For... →
batchix:
aquapunk:
As I lay in bed struggling to wake up I thought: Christian? Christians aren’t some twee boutique demographic. Christians represent the majority. About 78 percent of Americans self-identify as Christian, according to the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life. What NPR and Fox and Sony mean when they say “Christian” is “Christian right” or “Christian conservatives,” terms...
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eilidheln replied to your post: gawd save me
I’m LOLing. I’m LOLing hard.
“I’m not feeling loved. I’m not feeling special.”
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gawd save me
I started writing that stupid poltergeist teen!Erik dream as a fic. I was supposed to be writing Strict, but I’m still averaging only 500 word bursts (have been for over two weeks now). It may be the pace I’m forcing myself to keep is getting to me. Or my attention span is worse than normal.
Damn, I do not need to be writing this fic yet, not when my research materials haven’t...
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eilidheln replied to your post: loosey-goosey engine tutorial
O_O! 20-year-old query on the difference of two- and four-stroke engines solved. By a GIRL. YEAAHHHHH!
You mean… nobody could ever explain this to you??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD???
Btw, when I said a two-stroke burns oil in the cylinder, I should have clarified. It burns MORE, because the oil you normally pour into a...
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eilidheln replied to your post: eilidheln replied to your photo: I wish I had this…
I’m trying to translate all that to the Greek terminology I’m a bit more familiar with. o_O Btw: are two-piston motorcycles more stinky for some reason?
I wish I knew how to translate that into Greek for you. -3-
I love coming home from work to awesome questions. Two cylinder (we call them two cylinder...
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eilidheln replied to your photo: I wish I had this notebook with me; it had all my…
Looks like alien porn to me: can’t make much sense of it, but it looks hot. :p “Got brains? - > very important” XD
It was a diagram about timing of multiple pistons. Most powerful motorcycles have two or four pistons (unless it is a Triumph with their trademark three). They make power on one of four...
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Anonymous asked: Happy birthday to you~ Happy birthday to youuu. Happy birrrthday euuphorbiic~ Happy birthday to YOU! 1, 2, 3! ENGINES FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
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I had an embarrassing moment
So, on Tuesday I was trying to clean up the gratuitous smut chapter of Strict. At work. Because the office was dead. Because I was fretting. Because I’m stupid.
Right as I’m doing my 38465874685476th round of edits on the computer screen, headphones on, totally absorbed, with a page full of cocks (that aren’t roosters) one of my coworkers steps up from behind me. Normally I...
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Strict Machine at AO3
Strict Machine has updated on AO3: Intermittent Short Path to Ground (AKA Birthday Sex Chapter)
About the title:
Intermittent electrical problems are the hardest to diagnose. A short path to ground means the electricity has completed its path from the positive side of the battery to the negative (ground) before it did its job. Electricity always seeks the shortest path to ground.
Also, this...
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theyeatthemweeping replied to your video: For my birthday, I’m updating Strict tonight…
Happy Birthday! Looking forward to drama/sex (sex drama?).
Thank you! Uploading as soon as I get back from the store; buying some wine and macarons for myself!
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Yeah, about that.
So, if I just assume tomorrow will suck, perhaps when it doesn’t I will feel like it was a good day. One day it really will be a good day. I just have to kill the expectations.
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celluloidfloozy replied to your post: celluloidfloozy replied to your post:…
I remember my dreams maybe twice a year, so you might be waiting a while, but I will share them if i remember them XD
That just means they’re far more special. <3
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culture matters →
Sometimes I hear people say that racism/sexism/etc in culture isn’t important or worth criticizing. ”Oh it’s just a book,” they say. ”It’s just a crappy TV show.” ”It’s just a commercial.”
This argument always baffles me. It’s like if you put poison into a fish-tank and then say “Oh well I didn’t poison the fish, I just poisoned the water.” The fish lives in the water, dumbass; it’s completely...
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sex chaptah
Okay, so I nicknamed it the sex chapter for reasons of porn, but I really think it should be called the drama chapter. It took far longer to write than expected, because I was having really dysfunctional insomnia, then house guests, and, also, I SUCK-keh-keh-keh at writing drama. I can write sex, I suppose, but drama… it boggles my mind. I hope it doesn’t suck. (fretting quite a bit on...
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Azazel/Riptide
Azazel/Riptide - Bath Scene, somewhat Hurt/Comfort
I posted this to First Kink February 2nd.
[[MORE]] Actually, this is a short dream I had two nights ago. It was a scene with no explanation whatsoever, but vivid. If Anon can provide context for the scene, I’d appreciate it. The bathroom is completely white. There are tiny hexagonal tiles on the floor, white square tiles halfway up the...
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celluloidfloozy replied to your post: celluloidfloozy replied to your post:…
I so rarely remember my dreams that it’s a treat when I do. I never wake up at the right time. Jealous :)
No, I totally waste these by not writing them down! I lose them if I don’t. Like the one after it and the one from last night… They were really cool, but I didn’t write them down. Just got...
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celluloidfloozy replied to your post: straggling-wanderer replied to your post:…
On two occasions I have actually dreamed entire novel plots, then woken up and had to write them down immediately so I didn’t forget them.
It… ah… It happens to me constantly. I have about forty or so of these a year. Though this one of teen!Erik may end up getting written if I have time. I just am...
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straggling-wanderer replied to your post: straggling-wanderer replied to your post: 1950’s…
You have the best dreams, ever. Seriously. It’s like…’PLOT BUNNIES AHOY!!’ XD Brilliant!
I once posted an Azazel/Janos dream on the kinkmeme, but there were no takers. My unrelated-to-fandom dreams are pretty epic.
I’m lucky they make sense.
Anyway, I’ll try to work on this once I...
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straggling-wanderer replied to your post: 1950’s Teenage-Erik Dream
Amazing!! I’d love to read more. -hint, hint, nudge, nudge-
God, I’m already behind on the motorcycle gang fic…! This, though, yeah, it would be kind of cool to work on. Maybe I can throw it out to some prompt meme. This is kind of an original concept that I would never have consciously come up with.
