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You mean when Charles bent him over a table and made a “remark”? XD
Did I miss something!?
Because I have the attention span and memory of a goldfish: did your fic address what possessed Erik to get his ass tattooed?
He wasn’t really thinking about it that way when he came up with the concept. He wasn’t thinking he was tattooing his ass, because that big red stripe isn’t just on his ass, it covers his hip and part of his abs, too.
It wasn’t until he was bent over the table that he thought of it a little differently. Tattoo fic Erik does this crap for the art of it!
(and takes the embarrassing bits as they come)
Raven, what is the strangest thing that has ever happened around or involving Erik?
Strangest. Hmm. That’s a good question. The lingerie shoot? The freeze-dried cow heart? The flasher? The guy that fainted at the sight of blood? Tattooing attracts a lot of weird stuff.
Maybe the time Jean tried to immolate me with her breasts.
Oh, that was classic. So one of the stars of the burlesque circuit around here is this really gorgeous redhead, Jean Grey. Her stage name is Phoenix because she works with fire. One of her famous tricks is lighting her pasties’ tassels. It’s amazing. Anyway, Erik made a comment about her fiance and her former lover that I won’t repeat that Erik should be ashamed of.
We were at a Burlesque show and Jean had the Fiery Nipples of Death going and, I say it was an accident, one of the flaming pasties came off when she passed Erik in the aisle. It lit his shirt on fire and fell in his lap. He slapped out the fire before the it could spread, but it was still kind of crazy.
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